urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

I’m not racist but I feel like harry is gonna regret at least one of his tattoos

that’s so racist martin luther king would shed a tear if he read this

didn’t u hear me I said I wasn’t racist get ur facts straight

ARE YOU IMPLYING MY FACTS ARE GAY WOW 

listen

SO NOW IM DEAF 

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

image

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

l20music:

stevestylls:

dead

YES!!! Hahhahaahahahaha!!!

l20music:

stevestylls:

dead

YES!!! Hahhahaahahahaha!!!