gaining followers like
people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”
mom: did you clean your room
me: no… but…
if only you could customize your imessage color
Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.
Drake playing GTA V like
when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway
Dogs are Lucky. They don’t to have worry about looking cute and paying bills.