archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

dveon:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

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annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

Only for that comment

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom