dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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ridge:

omg

ridge:

omg

koishy:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit

legitimism:

Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?

jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

thighrabanks:

oh honey

thighrabanks:

oh honey

katara:

do you think they still deliver pizza during hurricanes 

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa