Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl
I’m not racist but I feel like harry is gonna regret at least one of his tattoos
that’s so racist martin luther king would shed a tear if he read this
didn’t u hear me I said I wasn’t racist get ur facts straight
ARE YOU IMPLYING MY FACTS ARE GAY WOW
SO NOW IM DEAF
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
And why haven’t we arrested him yet?
Primadonna Girl, yeah…
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
people who scream when they see their friends at school
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them