ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

idk if i should attempt to finish my story of how i was personally victimised by an online predator or if i should just forget about it, its not like anyone would actually want to read it anyways

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

lubricates:

my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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