why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
does anyone else have “the chair”
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
Am I doing this right
romeo and juliet (1996)
Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar.
Only for that comment
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv