oh my god I’m laughing so hard
this is what happened right
idk if i should attempt to finish my story of how i was personally victimised by an online predator or if i should just forget about it, its not like anyone would actually want to read it anyways
remember when bee movie promoted bestiality
i need a moment
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors